My first boner →
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought...
When I try to scare my Best friends:
lolzpicx: I’m like Their reaction but when they scare me I’m like so fucking true!!!
OMG WHY DOES WORK HAVE TO BE SO BUSY TODAY
I’m tired goddammit!